There once was a Googly girl, who was friends with a Googly squirrel.
They loved to Googly eat, especially Googly treats
.
They sat on a Googly mat and both wore Googly hats.
They ate their Googly goodies and drank their Googly drinks.
They ate too Googly quick and the squirrel got Googly sick.
He made a Googly noise and gave a Googly kick.
Too many Googly pies too many Googly cakes.
His tummy started to tumble, rumble, rattle and shake.
The girl thought GOOGLY GOO !
What should I Googly do ?
Im sure my Googly pet will need a Googly Vet.
She grabbed her Googly friend to make the Googly trip.
She ran so Googly fast, trying not to Googly slip.
Down the Googly road, and around the Googly rock.
into Googlyville to see the Googly Doc !
Doc took squirrels temp and checked his Googly Tummy.
He poured some Googly stuff that wasn't very yummy.
Squirrel took a Googly sip and made a Googly flip.
He bounced off Googly walls and stuck out his Googly lip.
He made a Googly burp. The squirrel had Googly gas.
He drank some Googly water from a big ole Googly glass.
It took a Googly minute for the Googly gas to pass.
But when it did he felt much better
and they all began to laugh.
They thanked the Googly Vet for saving the Googly pet.
He said no Googly problem but you really need to Know.
Next time you Googly eat
those yummy Googly treats.
You must first eat Googly healthy
with some real good Googly foods
LIke Googly meat or Googly rice
Googly veggies and Googly fruit
Before you dig in to your Googly loot
Drink some Googly milk
to fill your Googly tum
Then and only then
ask mom and dad
if you can have some
If they say Googly yes
Don't eat to Googly fast and chew them Googly slow.
Yes sir Doctor Googly Vet, said the Googly girl and her pet.
Then they skipped back Googly home to Their Googly nest to rest.
They brushed their Googly teeth and washed their Googly feet.
They went to Googly bed without a Googly treat.
Good night said Googly squirrel.
Good night said Googly girl
close your Googly eyes and don't make a Googly peep.
Tomorrow will be a new day and
Maybe !
We will get some Googly treats.
But for now let's Googly dream,
and get some Googly sleep.
The Googly End
By Cowboy Beach Bum
One day a Googly boy, who's name was Googly Fred
ran up to his Googly mom and this is what he said
Mom my Googly sis threw my Googly pets off my bed.
She threw Googly moose out the window.
and bit Googly goose on the head.
She even painted my Googly bear and now he's Googly red !
Mom looked up at her Googly son and said okay but remember please
Your Googly sis is just a tot in fact she's only three !
The Googly boy got real mad and started to Googly cry
He screamed really Googly loud and tears filled his Googly eyes
He sat on the Googly carpet and threw a big Googly fit !
His mom said Googly STOP RIGHT NOW and I mean real Googly quick
That's not the way we act you know around this Googly house
So take a Googly breath and come sit with Googly me
We are going to count to Googly 10
will start with 1,2,3
It's a trick I learned when I was a Googly girl
It works you'll quickly see
So take a deep breath and blow it out and sing along with me
Googly 1-2-3 it's easy as can be
Googly 4-5-6 To learn my Googly trick
Googly 7-8-9 let's try it one more time
Googly 1-2-3 Come on sing along with me
Googly 4-5-6 Now that you know my trick
Googly 7-8-9 You can teach it to a friend
And when you start to smile you can give yourself a
10
Now that you have a tool for when you're feeling Googly mad
Don't let your anger bother you
Don't let your anger win
Just take a Googly breath and count to Googly 10
You can use your Googly fingers
or your toes on your Googly feet
Now let's clean up this Googly mess
and grab a Googly treat
I will talk with your Googly sister and we will get your Googly moose
We will check on Googly goose and bandage her Googly head
We will wash your Googly bear and get out all the Googly red
and once we know they are safe and tucked in Googly tight
We will tip-toe out of the room and wish them all a Good Googly Night
The GOOGLY END
By Cowboy Beach Bum
One dark Googly night a long time ago
about 300 years or so
There was a Googly graveyard up on a hill
A real spooky place right outside Googlyville
Up in that graveyard where the scary stuff hides
Lived a Googly vampire named Googly Clyde
He had two Googly fangs and two big Googly red eyes
There was a big Googly moon way up high in the sky
wolves started to howl and bats started to fly
There was Googly fog and a Googly mist
and a Googly snake that started to hiss
Some Googly frogs sang a real spooky tune
as Googly Clyde stepped out of his room
It had been 30 days and Googly nights
Since Clyde had laid down and closed his eyes tight
He was feeling real cranky and Googly weak
because during his Googly nap he had nothing to Googly eat
He needed a Googly snack or two
So he called an old friend that he Googly knew
a Googly ghost named Googly Boo
When Googly Boo answered the phone
she knew what to Googly do
Of course I can help she Googly said
I'll get you something to eat
I'm a good Googly cook
and I'll make you some good Googly treats
Googly Clyde and his bat didn't wait
they jumped up and ran through the googly gate
To his Googly ride that was waiting outside
with his driver Googly Nate
Nate was real cool
a big Googly Ghoul
He was tall about 6 foot 8
They rode down the hill
into Googlyville
Boos house was easy to find
They followed the smell of those Googly treats
that were cooking so Googly fine
Boo had three pots on top of the stove all filled with sugars and spice
They could smell the smell of those Googly treats
and BOY did they smell really Googly nice
They knocked on her door and rang the big bell
as they sang there Googly song
Give me some treats This isn't a trick
Your taking to Googly long
The door opened up and they were Googly met
by Boos creepy Googly pets
they were scary all Googly three
A Googly rat, a black alley cat
and a spider that hung from a tree
They said come on in there are plenty of treats
you soon will Googly see
So they stepped through the door
and there mouths hit the floor
As they saw the big Googly feast
There were Googly cookies and Googly pies
and Googly cupcakes with big Googly eyes
Googly chocolates and Googly plums
and Googly gum drops for everyone
They Googly ate and they Googly danced
till their tummies were all Googly full
Then all of a sudden they heard a big noise
That was coming from outside the house
They peeked out the window and what did they see?
Nope, It wasn't a mouse
That had come to Boos Googly house
Their Googly neighbors had formed a big group
to come and Googly snoop
What is that noise and what are those smells
that smell so Googly sweet
They started to yell and stomped really loud
with all of their Googly feet
Nate opened the door and stepped out on the porch
and said with his Googly deep voice
Just chill everyone no need for your tricks
There are plenty of treats
We can all get along just fine
So if you want to share our treats Just form one Googly line
So the neighbors all lined up real Googly straight
and held out their Googly hands
Then Googly Boo and her Googly crew
Gave out Googly treats to the crowd
Teaching them all to Googly share
and even to Googly scare
and to the ones that were nice
They gave fashion advice
on their costumes and Googly hair
This was fun they all said to their Googly new friends
We would like to do it again
Boo had a great Googly idea
Let's do it again same time same place
Right here next Googly year
So this is how Halloween started
we are pretty darn googly sure
But if not who Googly cares
Clyde didn't bite anyone
and you now know a Googly tale
that's really kind of Googly neat
you can tell all your Googly friends next year
when you go out to Googly trick
and look for those Googly treats
The Googly End
By Cowboy Beach Bum
Googly Books
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